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AODN Changelog Logger full WordPress admin view

AODN Changelog Logger

Track every WordPress update automatically. Free forever — no upsells, no tracking, no pro version.

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Block Scheduler Pro — Schedule WordPress Block Visibility by Date & Time

Schedule individual Gutenberg blocks to show or hide by date and time. Visual status badges, timezone-aware, cache-friendly. One-time purchase, no subscription.

#block-editor #gutenberg #scheduling #timed-content #wordpress-plugin
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ClearDeck — WordPress Admin Notice Manager for Agencies

One toggle hides every promotional admin notice and upsell banner. Keeps real errors visible. Branded welcome widget with your agency name. Full notice log with…

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Free Digital Downloads WordPress plugin — sell digital products for free

Free Digital Downloads

Sell digital products on WordPress with Stripe checkout, software licensing, discount codes, and secure file delivery. Everything EDD charges $500/year for — free forever, no…

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JetWP Media Folders

Real folders in your WordPress media library. Drag-and-drop, nested subfolders, Gutenberg support, smart folders for unused images. Built with Preact, not jQuery. $19 one-time.

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Legal Page Generator

Generate GDPR, CCPA, and AI Act compliant Privacy Policy and Terms of Service pages. Vendor-aware disclosures for Stripe, Google Analytics, Meta Pixel. $19 one-time.

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LinguaPress

Translate WordPress into 100+ languages. Translation memory, side-by-side editor, bulk translate, SEO hreflang. Google Translate, DeepL, or free LibreTranslate. $39 one-time.

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Maintenance Mode Toggle

One toggle to put your WordPress site into maintenance mode. Professional 503 page, admin bypass, SEO-safe. No bloat, no subscription.

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PageSwap Pro

Schedule WordPress page swaps. Set the date, walk away, wake up done. 4-layer cron redundancy, one-click rollback, cache clearing, Slack notifications. $29 one-time.

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Pirate Link Cloaker — Affiliate Link Cloaking & Click Tracking for WordPress

A WordPress plugin that turns ugly affiliate URLs into clean branded links and tracks every click. Single-file, zero bloat, no subscription.

#affiliate-links #affiliate-marketing #click-tracking #link-cloaking #seo
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Secure SVG Pro

Safe SVG uploads for WordPress. Deep sanitization, zero bloat, one-time price. Stop blocking SVGs. Start doing it right.

#media-library #security #svg
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Typography Pro

Host Google Fonts locally. Stay GDPR compliant. Load faster. One plugin, one payment, no subscription.

#fonts #gdpr #performance
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WP Cookie Consent Pro

One-time $29. Real cookie consent with actual tracking prevention. GDPR/CCPA compliant. No subscriptions. No fluff. No excuses.

#cookie-consent #gdpr #privacy #security
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