AI OR DIE NOW
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Ownership first WordPress tools and web services for people tired of software rent.
Free Digital Downloads
Sell digital products on WordPress with Stripe checkout, software licensing, discount codes, and secure file delivery. Everything EDD charges $500/year for — free forever, no…
The Arsenal
Professional-grade AI tools at pirate pricing
AODN Free SVG Upload
Free WordPress SVG upload plugin with automatic sanitization, role-based upload control, and Media Library previews. No cost, no catch, no subscription.
AODN WordPress Media Folders
AODN WordPress Media Folders — Real Folder Organization for Your Media Library AODN WordPress Media Folders is a WordPress Media Folder Plugin that adds a…
AODN WordPress Anti Spam
Server-side comment spam protection with 5 detection methods. Honeypot, HMAC time trap, URL pattern blocker, rate limiter, and bot name detection. No cloud, no API…
JetWP Media Folders
Real folders in your WordPress media library. Drag-and-drop, nested subfolders, Gutenberg support, smart folders for unused images. Built with Preact, not jQuery. $19 one-time.
AI Or Die Now — The Manifesto Against SaaS Greed
AI Or Die Now is a software company that builds premium tools and sells them as one-time purchases at a fraction of what the big names charge. No subscriptions. No yearly ransom. No “your license has expired” shakedowns. I started…
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The Mission
Big Business charges $100-$500/month for AI tools that cost them pennies to run. The difference isn't value. It's gatekeeping.
We reverse-engineer enterprise-grade AI systems and release them at prices real businesses can afford. Same capability. No corporate overhead. No vendor lock-in.
This isn't piracy. This is liberation.
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The Logbook
AI Replacing Developers: Why the Hype Is Wrong and What Actually Happens Next (2026)
AI is not replacing developers — it is replacing the excuses developers used to have for slow delivery, manual repetition,…
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GEO vs SEO Difference: How Generative AI Is Rewriting the Search Playbook (2026)
The GEO vs SEO Difference boils down to who you’re optimizing for: SEO targets search engine algorithms for page rankings…
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How to Write Meta Descriptions WordPress: Proven Tactics to Boost Your Click-Through Rate (2026)
Master How to Write Meta Descriptions WordPress with proven templates, step-by-step methods, and common mistakes to avoid. Boost your CTR…
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"Finally — a WordPress plugin that lets me upload SVGs without opening a security hole. Dropped it in, sanitization works, my logos render crisp at every size."
"Cookie banner that doesn't look like it's from 2012. Setup took five minutes, compliance is handled, moving on with my life."
"Typography Pro let me get my fonts looking clean across every page without cracking open a stylesheet. Built-in spacing controls are what I wish Gutenberg shipped with."
"Needed to take my shop offline for an afternoon. Flipped Maintenance Mode Toggle on, customers got a real page instead of a broken site, flipped it back off in two clicks. Exactly what it says on the tin."
"Run a weekly promo block that needs to vanish Monday morning. Block Scheduler Pro handles it — set the times once, the page updates itself. No more Monday scrambles."
"Been using Pretty Links for years, switched to Pirate Link Cloaker and haven't looked back. Click tracking is cleaner, the UI doesn't fight me, and I own it."
"Finally — a WordPress plugin that lets me upload SVGs without opening a security hole. Dropped it in, sanitization works, my logos render crisp at every size."
"Cookie banner that doesn't look like it's from 2012. Setup took five minutes, compliance is handled, moving on with my life."
"Typography Pro let me get my fonts looking clean across every page without cracking open a stylesheet. Built-in spacing controls are what I wish Gutenberg shipped with."
"Needed to take my shop offline for an afternoon. Flipped Maintenance Mode Toggle on, customers got a real page instead of a broken site, flipped it back off in two clicks. Exactly what it says on the tin."