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About — Who We Are

AI Or Die Now started with a simple question: why does software cost so much when it does not have to?

The Problem We Saw

Premium WordPress plugins that cost $99 a year — every year. Themes that charge $59 annually just to keep getting updates. SaaS tools that nickel-and-dime small businesses with monthly fees that add up to thousands. The software industry has turned into a toll booth, and small business owners are stuck paying the toll.

We watched companies charge renewal fees on products that barely changed between versions. We watched perfectly good plugins get abandoned because the subscription revenue dried up. We watched small businesses stack $300, $500, $800 a month in software subscriptions just to keep their website running.

That is not how software should work.

What We Do About It

We build premium-quality WordPress plugins, themes, and digital tools — and we sell them at prices that respect your wallet. No yearly license renewals on products. No bait-and-switch free tiers. You buy it, you own it, and it works.

We keep our overhead low, our quality high, and we pass the savings directly to you. A plugin that competitors charge $79/year for? We will sell you a better version for a one-time price. That is not a gimmick — it is our business model.

Who We Are

AI Or Die Now is a small, independent software company based in Torrance, California. Founded by David, a lifelong technologist who got tired of watching big software companies squeeze small businesses dry.

No venture capital. No investors. No board of directors telling us to raise prices. Just a team that builds great software and sells it fairly.

What We Believe

  • Quality is not optional. Every product we release meets the same standard — if we would not install it on our own site, we do not sell it.
  • Fair pricing is good business. Happy customers come back and tell their friends. Price gouging creates resentment and churn.
  • You should own what you buy. Subscriptions make sense for services with ongoing costs (hosting, CDN). They do not make sense for a WordPress plugin sitting on your server.
  • Small businesses deserve big-business tools. The same features enterprise companies get should be available to everyone, without the enterprise price tag.

Our Commitment

Every product comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If it does not work as described, you get a full refund. We answer every support email within 24 hours. We do not hide behind chatbots or ticket queues.

We are building something different here. Not just a plugin shop — an ecosystem where every product we make works together, saves you money, and actually makes your life easier. That is the goal. That is the standard we hold ourselves to.

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